talkingsoup:

liepard:

liepard:

guy came into my work the other day looking for chicken granules and i took him to where they would be and we were all out. so i told him this and he was like ‘so no chicken granules’ and i was like ‘no sir i’m afraid we’re all out’ and he said ‘so none at all’ and i said ‘no sir’ and he said ‘can you check through the back’ and i did fully knowing we only have whats on the shelf. so i come back and tell him we really truly are all out

so he asks if he can use our phone to call his wife. i let him customer comes first or whatever. he’s like ‘they don’t have any chicken granules’. then he says to me ‘you tell her’ so i’m like? ‘sorry ma’am i’m afraid we don’t have any chicken granules’ and she’s like ‘are you sure’ and i’m like yes. and she’s like did you check through that back and im like yes im sorry we’re all out. and she’s like ok and hangs up. and the guys like ‘well?’ and im like? what do you want me to say

hey op what the FUCK is a chicken granule

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